YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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