Got a toothbrush?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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