I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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