How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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