drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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