He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
