I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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