Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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