he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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