oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I think people are normalizing furries
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