You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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