so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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