were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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