? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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