she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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