ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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