is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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