Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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