P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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