ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?