She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?