hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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