Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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