Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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