why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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