I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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