this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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