I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I believe in your delicious
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Success! We fucked roommates!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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