This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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