He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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