I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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