Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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