he shaved USA in his pubs
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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