I can tuck mytits in my pants
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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