Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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