who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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