he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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