Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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