Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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