dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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