dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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