Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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