I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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