No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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