Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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