in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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