yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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