Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?