god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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