also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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