You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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