If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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