Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Success! We fucked roommates!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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