3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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