wrigley field is MILF paradise
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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