ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He? As in you personified your dick?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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