It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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