The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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